Ammo Against Avery

Now that we know we face the Rangers for round 2, let the loathing begin anew! And my God, there aren't even words to describe this hate-inducing gem that good Friend of The Show Cassie C. found about Ranger schmuck Sean Avery (from ABC News):

Macho man and provocateur Sean Avery -- by some accounts the most hated player in the National Hockey League [snoop: you can say that again] -- will be joining the estrogen-infused world of fashion as an unpaid intern at Vogue magazine.

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This guy is a joke.

"We are going to have to see how far the Rangers go to determine when he will start, but he will certainly be here and get an internship with a variety of editors," Patrick O'Connell, director of communications for Vogue, told ABCNews.com. "I don't know if he'll be writing yet, but he will be doing regular tasks."

That means the stocky, 28-year-old athlete -- who is in the midst of the NHL playoffs --- will be "answering phones, working photo shoots, getting samples, contacting people, working the gamut," according to O'Connell.

W. T. F?!?! Does this guy want to play hockey or does he just want to be famous? What a tool. I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL FRIDAY so the Pens can make sure this internship starts sooner rather than later.

Listen, I'm working on a post that I need you to check out. It will be up a little later today.

Until then,

GO PENS!!!!!!!!!!!!