Garbage

Good Friend of The Show Adrienne F. found this video (the user disabled embedding - click here to watch).

Note to the douchebag announcer: Sid can't see your "absolute wonderful pieces of art" because the reflection from his trophy case is just too damn bright!!!

This is what a winner looks like.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GO PENS!!!!!!!!!

Jealousy Is An Ugly, UGLY Thing

A friend of mine, Loser Chris from Taking One for the Team, sent me an email yesterday. I debated on whether or not I should address the content of his letter, and I have decided that I will in fact tell you, my Friends, what is going on so I could see what you all thought about it. I will say my piece only once. After that, if the subject of this next story and his readers choose to stoop to a new low and continue their unprovoked verbal assault on me, so be it. I won't waste any more of your time or my own after this - count on it.

So anyways, Chris sent me an email with the subject "Looks like you have an admirer... NOT." It contained a link to a blog that with which I was unfamiliar called Dump'N Chase. It is a Washington Capitals blog written by a man named Mike Vogel. It contains some insults aimed in both Sidney's and my directions. Now, ordinarily I wouldn't give this another thought because not everyone is going to be a fan of my style of writing, and obviously not everyone is a fan of Sidney Crosby. But then again, this is no ordinary blogger insulting me. Mike Vogel, it turns out, is the head writer for the Washington Capitals website (look for the Dump'N Chase logo on the right side of the screen). To put this into perspective for you, his post about me is the equivalent of Chris Chelios making fun of my husband's hockey skills. I am an amateur blogger. I do this in my spare time because I love doing it, Sidney is my favorite player, and I really like all of you guys.

So how, I wondered to my friend Chris, would this guy even have the time to find this little blog about Sidney Crosby if he's "busy" working for an NHL franchise? To which he responded, "Why not? It's not like he's busy waxing poetic about all those Caps Stanley Cups or doing prep work for his big Caps Playoff Preview." Touché! Another question I had - which no one but Mr. Vogel can answer - is this: why, if you don't care about Sid, are you reading my blog about him? To take it a step further, why even mention my blog in yours? Why belittle me? Are you compensating for the lack of something, be it talent or otherwise?

Additionally, a couple of the readers in the comments section in Dump'N Chase really tried to put me in my place. Just so you know, comparing me to one of Mario's kids is not the insult you think it is. I could only BE that lucky. And I was going to post my college GPA to dispel any questions about my intelligence, but I am secure enough in myself that I don't feel it is necessary.

Mr. Vogel, if the program had been called "Alexander Ovechkin Revealed," I suspect you would have been as excited for it as I was for the "Sidney Crosby Revealed" program. And that is exactly what this all boils down to: JEALOUSY. If the Caps had somehow won the Sidney Crosby lottery (as the 2005 draft was often called), you would be writing as enthusiastically about him as I do now. Does it really bother you that much that Ovechkin isn't as popular as Crosby?

Pens v Caps (W 2-1)

CORRECTION: Friend of The Show Maureen G. noticed that I messed up my facts on a previous post. She writes, "I just read your blog and just wanted to notify you of a correction to the information that you posted. Sid's 40 question interview will appear next month in The Sporting News, not USA Hockey magazine." Thanks for setting me straight, Maureen!! :)

I'm going to start this post off with something I don't usually do. I'm going to take a page from Sidney's book and use his favorite phrase (for anyone who doesn't already know, it's "F*ck you") and aim it directly at the blood thirsty Capitals fans who cheered heartily tonight when Sid tripped over the goal cage and took a nasty spill in the second period. (Fortunately, Sid was merely shaken up a bit and was not injured.) I'm not generalizing all Caps fans in this group, just as I wanted the world to know that I was NOT one of the small percentage of idiots at the Mellon Arena who booed the Canadian National Anthem when the Pens faced the Sens on April 15, 2007. These Caps fans of whom I speak know exactly who they are.

I'll admit that when Jaromir Jagr comes to town, I am one of the people that boos him whenever he touches the puck. (I'm still pretty bitter about the "dying alive" thing.) But I certainly do not want him to get hurt. Let me repeat that: I don't want any player to get hurt. Aside from the fact that cheering another man's injury is just sick, these haters do their own star, Alexander Ovechkin, a disservice by cheering when Sid gets battered. Through their cheers, they are basically saying that the only way Ovechkin can beat Sid is if Sid is taken out by an injury. Personally, even though I dislike the guy myself, I am well aware that Ovechkin is extremely talented, and it is a shame that this particular group of his "fans" shortchange him like that. I'm all for a good rivalry, but there's no need for these kinds of displays. Booing Sid when he gets possession of the puck is one thing; gleefully hoping for him to be injured is entirely another.

Just for the record, real Caps fans are always welcome here at TSCS, as are fans of all teams. I just have a problem with the fanatics and the idiots that plague EVERY team's fanbase. Now I have a game to recap.

WHAT A WIN! Two in a row! Of course we can't have a Penguins/Capitals game without talking about the Crosby/Ovechkin "rivalry." Going into this game, the two superstars had met 8 times prior. Sidney, with 5G-9A-14PTS was beating Ovechkin's 3G-6A-9PTS. We'll revisit this for an update at the end of the post. The Penguins wore their black home jerseys at this away game so the Capital fans could attempt to have a whiteout in the stands.

Less than two minutes into the first period, the Pens got what should have been a big break when Michael Nylander took a penalty for goaltender interference after he plowed into Marc-Andre Fleury. Alas, the Pens did not capitalize on this chance. Later, Jordan Staal missed a chance on an open net, no doubt fueling his own frustrations at not yet scoring 6 games into this new season. The Capitals then got a chance with a one man advantage, but Colby Armstrong, who must have eaten his Wheaties today, went nuts and tried desperately to score shorthanded. He did a great job of keeping the puck in the Caps' own end to kill some of the penalty, from which the Caps did not get a score. Fleury made a number of beautiful saves tonight, particularly when the shots came from Ovie.

The Caps went on the power play again. An awkward moment then came when announcer Bob Errey was telling the audience that Capitals head coach Glen Hanlon had a talk with left winger Matt Pettinger. Errey said that Hanlon said to Pettinger, and I quote, "I want your butt right on his [Fleury's] nose." ??? RIGHT. What he meant was that Hanlon wanted his players to create a screen in front of Fleury to open up some scoring chances. Pettinger must have been listening to Hanlon because just after Errey finished telling us about that, and just after the penalty expired, Brian Pothier was able to score an even strength goal while Pettinger was screening Fleury. The last few minutes of the first were a frenzied display that had very few whistles. At one point, there were 2 sticks and a helmet ("A yard sale on the ice" according to Errey) were on the ice because no whistles had been blown so they could not be picked up. Finally, an icing call ended the madness. The first period ended with the Caps ahead, 0-1.


Sidney tries and fails to score.
The second period began pretty much like the first. Forty seconds in, Jarrko Ruutu drew a penalty. Soon after, Shaone Morrisonn got busted boarding Gary Roberts and the Penguins found themselves with 51 seconds of 5 on 3. The Pens failed to score. Shortly after Morrisonn's penalty expired, Jordan Staal FINALLY made a mark on the board. He got a full strength goal to tie the game at 1. (An interesting note: Morrisonn showed very poor sportsmanship when he hit Staal with a cheap shot in the chin well after Staal scored his goal. Had the refs seen it, it would have been a penalty. For his part, Staal laughed it off, so it must not have hurt.) It was shortly after this goal that Sid was flying around the back of the Capitals' net when he tripped. He spun around and fell backwards, but fortunately was not hurt. Then, Armstrong got the puck and exploded into the Caps' zone for a chance to score, but Ovie decided he'd rather spend some time in the box. Ovechkin was assessed a penalty for slashing Armstrong.

It's worth mentioning that MAF did a fantastic job of helping his teammates during their power plays. He came way out of the blue paint to corral the puck and get it to his teammates up closer to center ice in order to hurry the play along. No score was earned on this power play. Rob Scuderi then was penalized, but the Caps could not score either. Later, a heartstopping moment when the Caps were literally millimeters away from scoring, but thankfully, Mark Eaton (who played like an All Star tonight) was able to knock it away from the line. The Caps are penalized yet again when faux-hawk sporting Mike Green high sticked Sidney in the face. (Yes, there was more cheering from the idiots who were hoping Sidney would get hurt.) Thankfully, he again was not hurt. During this power play, he made a beautiful diving poke to keep the puck in the Caps' zone. A few seconds later, Ryan Whitney earned his 100th career point by slapping the puck into the net on a nice pass from Sidney. Immediately following, Roberts attempted a wrap around, but Brent Johnson was able to deny him. The second period ended with the Pens leading the Caps 2-1.

The third period was chock full of some of the most intense hockey I've seen in a while. It started with a series of great scoring chances that were set up by the Saint, but Johnson stopped each one. Then, seismologists around the world saw activity on their Richter scales when Big Georges Laraque and Donald Brashear decided to face off for the third time in their careers. Laraque owned Brashear for most of the fight, but Brashear was able to connect on a few punches to the head of BGL. There was a lot of spirited play, and emotions began to run high. So high, in fact, that Staal got into his very first NHL fight with Pettinger. They were pretty evenly matched, but it appeared that Staal's inexperience allowed Pettinger to best him - not by much, though. I don't think I breathed at all during the last seven minutes of the game. It was a desperate attempt by both teams, from the Pens to preserve the win and from the Caps to force overtime. Finally, the clock ticked down and it became official: PENS WIN IT!!!!


The big titans fight!


Staal's first NHL fight.

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LATE EDIT:

I said we'd revisit the Sid/Alex stats race, but I forgot... Following this game, they've now met 9 times and Sidney, with 5G-10A-15PTS, is still beating Ovechkin's 3G-6A-9PTS. :)

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LATE EDIT 2:

All together, the Pens and the Caps have faced one another 9 times since Ovie and Sid began their careers. The Pens have been victorious on 8 of those occasions. :)

Stalking Sidney

by snoopyjode

I try to make it a policy never to mock fans for their sometimes bizarre declarations of love for their heroes, because I myself know what it's like to be so in awe of a man's talent that I write articles about him almost daily. HOWEVER, when I found this video on YouTube while I was desperately searching for something to write about, I changed my mind. Before you start thinking I'm a jerk, watch this video (the person who posted the video disabled the embedding feature so I can't post the video here, and make sure you watch it with sound on) and then come back for the discussion. Go ahead - I'll wait...

...Are you back? Okay, WOW. Can you believe the stones on those guys? I will admit that maybe if I have to make non-Penguins-Game trips to Pittsburgh that I might pack my #87 jersey in my briefcase for the slight chance that I might see Sidney somewhere out in public while I'm there. That's just planning ahead. But driving to a complete stranger's home, knocking on the door, and asking for something is beyond creepy. I know where Mario Lemieux lives, but you don't see me driving there, and anyone who knows me will tell you that I'm a HUGE Sid fan who is married to a H-U-G-E Mario fan.

It's unbelievable to me that some people think that because they see someone on TV that they 1. know him personally or 2. are entitled to take things or get autographs from him at any time or any location because the money they spend on tickets and merchandise essentially pays his salary. If you feel that way, too, then try telling a cop that your taxes pay his salary the next time you get pulled over and see what that gets you.

You stay classy, YouTube guys. And by the way, what are you going to do with a picture of a license plate? You can't prove it is Sidney's car that you photographed. (Maybe it was the gardener's car.) And besides, that's lame anyways. I don't want to see pictures of a license plate that is alleged to belong to Sidney Crosby. I want to see pictures of Sid. I don't blame Sidney one bit for not signing an autograph for you. His home is private and you didn't belong there. Sid, if you're reading this I only have two words for you: RESTRAINING ORDER.

Apparently Sid's going to have to look over his shoulder more often...

On a much lighter and wholly unrelated note, Crosby Show readers Cassie C. and Mike H. (who writes to me from JAPAN!!) have pointed out that the Penguins may have a confusing but hilarious issue with one of their new additions that directly relates to St. Sid. Veteran defenseman and new Penguin Darryl Sydor (pronounced sid-OR) has a rather predictable nickname: Syd. As was discussed earlier, Sidney's nickname is Darryl. I'm going to show my age here, but it makes me think that would be like Newhart's Larry, Darryl, and Darryl or (from my grandparents' days) the Abbott and Costello "Who's on First?" skit!!!

It's so Awesome to (not) be Sidney Crosby

Despite the fact that I have a very clear disclaimed at the top of The Sidney Crosby Show blog that says ...

(I am not Sidney Crosby or officially affiliated with Sidney Crosby, just so you know)

... it doesn't seem to stop people from sending me emails, somehow thinking that I am Sidney Crosby, himself.

I mean, other than the fact that I have no endorsement deals, hockey skills, horse teeth, longish hair, millions of dollars, and a big nose, we're pretty much similar, no?

Just a sample of emails I've had in the past month ...

" Your so hot dont change =p"

Ok, I won't.

"Hey sidney i heard that u want to learn french. I have a sister who is 18 that speaks very well in french and is willing to teach you. i also heard that you were were looking for a girl who will go with your hockey schule, we have a brother who plays hockey and we go to every game so we are really big hockey fans so my sister go's good with hockey schule and she would love life on the road.

to contact me email me at skanky-ho@bunnymail.com"

We know puckbunnies aren't exactly MIT graduates, but the level of grammar and spelling in some of these emails is downright scary. Sidney's bunnies are pretty hungry for some tutoring. Would Sidney accept any French tutoring from somebody who's family clearly lacks in writing skills?

And from some Swedish guy ...

"I am a big fan of Sidney Crosby, and i would be werry happy if i could get you autogarf.

I am living in sweden so i need to stay up late evry evning when pitsburgh
plays to see you do goals!

IF i could get you autogarf, you can send it too [Address withheld out of mercy]"

Oh, and random scary comment of the day:
"hey sidney my ex-boyfriend is obsessed with you his name is preston rogers!!!"

Ahh, the benefits of blogging... Now, excuse me while I go sign some autogarfs for Preston Rogers.